Daily Weirdness, 6/4

So I just got a phone call from an old retail job. Someone I'd never worked with (but who I know works there now—it wasn't totally illegitimate), asking me this one baffling question: "How do I turn on the cash register?" I told her, she thanked me, we hung up. I haven't worked there for nearly 4 years—glad to know my phone number is still on the wall someplace. LOL.