rants & ramblings

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Daily View, 12/13

  • AT LAST, I may finally be able to have my own action figure—though admittedly DIY is hardly as cool as being one of the X-men or a Batvillain. Sigh.

  • 50 greatest commercials of the 80s (and the sequel 50 more 80s commercials) takes me right back to the days when I thought all cool people put sticks of gum in their mouth like that. Stadium not included? Bastards. How creepy is it that I know all the words to the My Buddy theme song? Yikes.

  • Because this is too weird and fascinating and mildly violating to keep to myself (poor *g has already experienced it): turtle sex. Give it a second, then prepare for some reptile vocalization... the screaming of the lambs...

  • Apocalypto recut by SNL. And perhaps you'd like some Hot Chocolypto to go with your lacerated flesh (though... cayenne pepper?).

  • Classic Christmas specials redubbed—Frosty wants your soul, foulmouthed Charlie Brown, etc. Burl Ives is spinning in his grave.

  • More graphic nature videos (though no turtle sex this time, I promise): Great White shark attacks are dramatic enough without slow motion and psycho violins, though admittedly this is quite a stunner. Poor Anaconda. And lions attack their zookeeper. I'm telling you, this shit is like crack. No wonder people are addicted to reality TV. Bonus: ligers (which were awesome long before Napoleon Effing Dynamite, thanks) and superlions.

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