Daily View, 2/7/06: BONUS DEFAMER ENTRY

Sometimes Defamer just does me right with inane, middle-of-the-workday-pick-me-up celebrity news items:

• Who invited Tom Ford, indeed?


• "is it any wonder little Jack Black would shut his eyes tight and fly off to a magical 'safe' place, where monkeys grow to a hundred feet high and fat kids can be rock stars?"


• Some idiot in Texas got a Maddox Jolie tattoo... [insert Texas joke here?] Too bad the AutoMaddox blog is apparently dead.